So earlier I just went out for a smoke and got an angry call from my mom saying that she wanted to talk to me. Me being faded as hell, I freaked out. So I get home and my mom confronts me and hands me a piece of paper that read “Why are you doing drugs?”. I laughed(at such an inappropriate time) and replied “I don’t do drugs mom”. She gets even more mad and starts telling me that “weed is bad” and “look at the people who suffer from addiction from it”(I thought that was quite funny). She also said that shes gonna throw away the dub she found, which sucks but i still got more bud on me. Then I talked to my dad about it and he was giving me a long ass lecture and shit, but I had to hold in the laughter that ensued because I realized that my dad’s nose looked like Squidward’s nose. I mean I don’t really have to listen to them because I’m 18 but I do see where they are coming from because I have to respect the household, and all that shit. So it ended with me saying that I’m not gonna “smoke anymore”. But fuck that you know how it is!